Exams are like girl friends
- difficult 2 understand
- too many questions
- more explanations are needed
And results are most of the time failure...
Father:Nalaik paros ki larki ko dekh wo 1st aai hy.
Sonface-surprise.png r kitna dekhon usi ko to dekh dekh k fail ho gia hun.
You May Never Know
What Would Be The Result Of The Exam
To Will Appear In,
But Also Think That
If You Don’t Appear
There Would Not Be Any Result.
Kash koi “exam result” ka insurance kara deta,
Toh har exam ka pehle premium bharwa dete,
Pass hote toh thik hai,
Varna insurance claim karva lete…
Girl: Bas Kro, Kisine Dekh Liya To,
Boy: Kuch Nahi Hoga Tum Bas
Sidhi Raho, Aur Pura Dikhao,
Thoda Aur Karne Do,
Agar Nahi Dikhaya to Mein,
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Fail Ho Jauga..
Some tips to study ...
Don’t study hard but study well;
Don’t do it w/ mind only, but with heart too;
Don’t memorize, but understand fully;
Never call it difficult but a challenge;
Never read to just pass the exam, but to learn;
Never be sorry for not sleeping some days,
.....There’s lots of time to sleep when you die!
Har sawal say dut ker larna,
Phainkhnay me kami mat karna,
Moqa milay to pichay bhi dekhna,
aur 1 bat yaad rakhna,
aagay walay ka paper apna samajhna.
Human brain is the most outstanding object in world.
It functions 24hrs a day, 365days a year.
It functions right from the time we are born
and stops only when we enter the examination hall.
Human brain is the most outstanding object in world.
It functions 24hrs a day, 365days a year.
It functions right from the time we are born,
and stop only when we enter the examination hall.
What is the true meaning of 'Study'??
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S. Sleeping
T. Talking
U. Unlimited sms
D. Dreaming
Y. Yaani mast life
SO carry on study..!!
WHY STUDENT FAIL
Sundays-52 in a year,Days left 313
Summer holidays 50,Days left 263
8 hrs daily sleep-130 days GONe, Days left 141
1 hr daily playing means 15 days,Days left 126
2 hrs daily for eating means 30 days.Days left 96,
1 hr talking means 15 days.,Days left 81
Exams days 35 days,Days left 46
Eid & Gov holidays 20, Days left 26
Movies,TV at least 25 days,Days left 1
That 1 day is your BIRTHDAY.
Hun banda SALGIRHA waly din bhi parhy?
Samandar Bhar Syllabus Hota Hai
Nadi Bhar Parh Pate Hein
Balti Barh Yad Rehta Hai
Chuloo Bhar Number Ate Hein
Jis Mein Hum Doob Jatey Hain
Wishing You Good Luck For Your Exams.
Be Patient And Have Faith In Yourself.
Everything Will Will Work Out For The Best.
The shortest relationship ever
Is between students and books
The commit one day before exam
& after exam break up.
Ocean level syllabus.
Mountain level teaching.
Bucket level we study.
Mug level we answer.
Marks comes in drops.
Here’s Wishing You
All The Best For Your Exams.
May You Succeed
In Everything You Do!
To accomplish great things,
We must not only act,
But also dream,
Not only plan but also believe,
Best wishes for your exams.
The Funniest Situation in Student
Life:
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When you have No idea what to
Write in the Paper & the Examiner
Comes & Says,
"Please Hide your Answer Sheet"
Newton's Law of Studentology! .
"Every Book continues to be in
it's State of Rest or covered with Dust,
until n unless a mid-term or
final exam Appears."
HaPpY ExaMz...
“MERI KAHANI“
Woh school ki perhai wo pyar bhari baatien,
Wo syllabus ki tension wo exam ki raatien,
Wo kenteen ki party woh friends Ki laatien,
Wo roothna mana-na
Wo bunk mulaaqatien
Proposal ki planning mien wo rt ka guzarna
Phir class k peechay ki seat per sona
betuki baaton ko serious lena
wo matlab ki baatien hansi mien urana
Na wo din hain
Naa raatien, Naa ghusa, Naa baatien
Ager kuch hai to bus Yaadien Hee Yaadien…
EXam’s song by Munna bhai:
“Chanda Mama so Gaye,
Student sarey jage.
Dekho pakdo yaron,
Ghadi ke kaante bhaage.
Ek pariksha khatam,to duji
shuru ho gayi MAAMU.
(Exam song by Munna bhai )
To accomplish great things,
We must not only act,
But also dream,
Not only plan but also believe,
Best wishes for your exams.
Wats d height of hope??
It is: sittin in d exam hall,
holdin d question paper in hand
n tellin ur self
"dude,dnt worry.
Exams wil get postponed!"
The funniest situation in student life
when we have no idea what to write
in the exam paper n the supervisor comes
and
says, "please cover your answer sheet" :
According to newton’s 4th law for exams-
every book will continue to be at rest
or covered with dust
until some
external or internal exam moves it!