Pen
Pencil
Scale
Eraser
Sab taiyar hai..
AB Sirf..
Padhna Baki Hai...:-(
Thousand words of a teacher do not hurt,
But
The silence of a friend in the
Examination hall brings tears into the eyes
“MERI KAHANI“
Woh school ki perhai wo pyar bhari baatien,
Wo syllabus ki tension wo exam ki raatien,
Wo kenteen ki party woh friends Ki laatien,
Wo roothna mana-na
Wo bunk mulaaqatien
Proposal ki planning mien wo rt ka guzarna
Phir class k peechay ki seat per sona
betuki baaton ko serious lena
wo matlab ki baatien hansi mien urana
Na wo din hain
Naa raatien, Naa ghusa, Naa baatien
Ager kuch hai to bus Yaadien Hee Yaadien…
Saccha dost wo hota hai,
Jo exam mein aap ke paas wali,
Window ke samne aake bole??
Abey kitna likhega??
jaldi chal teri wali jaa rahi hai..
A father asks peon: How are the studies in this college?
Where do I see my son in future?
Peon: The future is bright,
I had also completed my engineering from the same college!
Study While Others Are Sleeping,
Work While Other Are Lazing,
Prepare While Others Are Playin
And Dream While Others Are Sleeping.
This Is A Surest Way To Success.
Wats d height of hope??
It is: sittin in d exam hall,
holdin d question paper in hand
n tellin ur self
"dude,dnt worry.
Exams wil get postponed!"
Newton's Law of Studentology! .
"Every Book continues to be in
it's State of Rest or covered with Dust,
until n unless a mid-term or
final exam Appears."
HaPpY ExaMz...
Exams are like girl friends
- difficult 2 understand
- too many questions
- more explanations are needed
And results are most of the time failure...
Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS
1 Too Many Questions.
2 Difficult to Understand.
3 More Explanation is Needed.
4 Result is always FAIL!
NEW FILM GOING TO RELEASED AFTER EXAM:
TENSION AAJ KAL.
PACK UP SID.
WANTED 35.
PASSING DREAMS.
AJAB SYLLABUS KE GAJAB PAPERS.
MARKS MILE.
3 FAILUR
A student grabbed a coin,
Flipped it in the air & said,
"Head, I go to sleep."
Tail, I watch a movie.
If it stands on the edge I'll study:
Exams ka saya hai,
exam ke dino mein sukh kisne paya hai?
duniya wale kehte hain ache number lo,
par inhe kaun samjhaye yeh to moh maya hai!!
eXams are there,
at the paper u stare;
the answer is nowhere,
which makes u pull ur hair.
The teachers make u glare,
the grades r not fair,
but just like the past 20 yrs,
WE DONT CARE !!
Pre-Engineering wale marty nahi,
zinda dafnay jate hain
.
.
her ek paper mein buri tarha tarpai jate hain
.
.
koi khol k tu dekhte kafan ko un k
.
.
Qabar mein bhi 5 yearz solve karte pai jate hain
*Studying*
Me: Darr lag raha hai, kuch nahi aa raha
Friend: Yeh le Mountain Dew pee
Me *drinks 2 bottles*
Friend: Ab kuch aaya?
Me: Haan susu!! 😆
Medical Student : 12 Ghanta
CA Student : 10 Ghanta
MBA Student : 8 Ghanta
Law Student : 6 Ghanta
BBA Student : 3 Ghanta
B.Com Student : 2 Ghanta
B.Sc Student : 1 Ghanta
Engineering Student : GHANTA
Exams ka saya hai,
Exam ke dino mein sukh kisne paya hai
Duniya wale kehte hain ache number lao,
Par inhe kaun samjhaye yeh to moh maya hai.
Still, all the best!
Human brain is the most outstanding object in world.
It functions 24hrs a day, 365days a year.
It functions right from the time we are born
and stops only when we enter the examination hall.
Wishing You Good Luck For Your Exams.
Be Patient And Have Faith In Yourself.
Everything Will Will Work Out For The Best.
Har sawal say dut ker larna,
Phainkhnay me kami mat karna,
Moqa milay to pichay bhi dekhna,
aur 1 bat yaad rakhna,
aagay walay ka paper apna samajhna.
Samandar Bhar Syllabus Hota Hai
Nadi Bhar Parh Pate Hein
Balti Barh Yad Rehta Hai
Chuloo Bhar Number Ate Hein
Jis Mein Hum Doob Jatey Hain
The most funniest situation in student’s life:
.
When we have no idea what to write in
paper and supervisor comes and
say “wind up your papers”..
Tips to be Successful in exams,
1-khud aitmadi k sath paper attempt karein
2-koshish kar k baat apny ilfaz mein byan karein
3-ghup marein aisi jo haqeeqat ko touch kar k jaati ho.
In the whole tumharey bus ki baat nahin, so keep on enjoying cheating
The shortest relationship ever
Is between students and books
The commit one day before exam
& after exam break up.