’’They say:’’
A slip of the tongue is the bane of any politician’s life,
’’in fact’’
The tongue can be the bane of anyone’s life !!
The tongue can hurt feelings, tells lies, speaks evil, and even kills!
TEACHER:-
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Woh kon sa Event tha jo na hota tou Pakistan khush haal hota??
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PAPPU:-
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Zardari di Maa da Viyah...
Politics, and the fate of mankind,
Are shaped by men without ideals
and without greatness.
Politics, and the fate of mankind,
Are shaped by men without ideals
and without greatness.
Dear Politician,
This is just to inform you that i am also available in the colour white.
Sincerely,
Black Money!
Government is like a baby.
An alimentary canal with
a big appetite at one end
and no sense of responsibility at the other.
Any party which takes credit for the rain must not be
surprised if its opponents blame it for the drought.
Politics is the art of looking for trouble;
Finding it - whether it exists or not;
Diagnosing it quite incorrectly;
And applying the wrong remedy!
Zardari ki zamin shad bad
Bijli aay 8 ghantay baad …
Tu nishanay corruption aalishan
Arz e zardaristan,shaad baad sindh abaad ….
Zardari ki zamin ka nizam
Aaatay, gas, bijli ka bohran…
Quam, mulk, sub-gharak Nawaz, wakil paainda bad…
Benazir dunya say farar…
Parchamay sitara-o-Hilal …
Khoon main ranga sara saal…
Bhool apna maazi Shan-e-haal, jaan ne istaqlal..
Saya-e-America sar pe sawar
channel p ki bharpoor kamyabi k bad ab Geo pesh karta hai Geo Z,
iss mein apko milein ghey waadey, wadey khilafian, lollipop aur b boht kuch.
Channel k slogan hai,
pehley lota musharaf tha aur ab zardari hai, Geo Z geo zardari hai
"Kerry lugar bill."
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1: Army will not interfere in politics
2. Army"s major postings wil be approved by US
3. There wil not be restrictions to US citizens in pak. (black water)
4. There wil be acess of US to any person related to nuclear energy (Dr A Q khan)
5. Aid wil b given to persons, not pak government.
6. I.S.I wil b under American joint cheif of staff
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Lets oppose slavery! Lets educate everyone!
Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it whether it exists or not,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedy.
Machar ny 1 Aadmi ko din my kata.!
Aadmi ny kah!
Tum din ko b kaat’te ho?
Machar bola!
Zardari ka dor hy Ghar k halat kharab hain!
Overtime laga raha hon
Qyamt ki 10 Nishani
=Zardari Emandari Krega
=Altaf Karachi Aye ga
=Musharaf P Muqdma HoGa
=Sheri Rhman Prda Kre Gi
=Ch Shujat ko bolna ayga
=S.Rasheed k Shadi ho Jaygi
=Imran khan Ko Sadarat Mly gi
=Qazi Husen Dhrna Chor DeGa
=Nawaz Sharif SUCH bole ga
=Mulana Fazlurehman Pant Shrt pehnEga
’1 Bar Main Bemar Hoa
1 Dost ne Mujhe Hospital Jane ka Kaha
Main Hospital Chala Gya
Wahan 2 Drwazay Thy
1 Pr “Khas bemari” or 1 pr “Mamoli Bemari” Likha tha
Mujhe Mamoli Bemari thi is Liye Me Mamoli Bemari Wale Room me Chla Gya
Wahan B 2 Drwazy thy 1 Pr “Khas Admi” or 1 pr Aam Admi likha tha
Me Gharib Admi Tha is liye Aam Admi Wale Door se Andar Chla Gya
Andar Gaya to!dekha k Mai Hospital se Bahar Tha.
Geo Pakistan!:-)’
Mankind will never see an end of trouble until...
lovers of wisdom come to hold political power,
or the holders of power...
become lovers of wisdom.
Government is like a baby.
An alimentary canal with
a big appetite at one end
and no sense of responsibility at the other.
A promising young man
should go into politics so that he can
go on promising for the rest of his life.
1.PPP (American)
2.PML N (American)
3.ANP (American)
4.PML Q (American)
5.MQM (American)
6.JUI (American)
7.PTI (American)
Kaisa . . . . !
jotay parney k bad zardari farmata hai:
tum kitney jotay maro gay mai sary joty khalonga..
mai bohat bara dheet hun EID pe stall laga lunga.:)
Politics, it seems to me, for years, or all too long, has
been concerned with
right or left
instead of
right or wrong.
The more you read and
observe about this Politics thing,
you got to admit that each party
is worse than the other.
The one that”s out always looks the best.
“Power does not corrupt.
Fear corrupts…
perhaps the fear of a loss of power.”
Yay Pakistan Nae Chand Ka
Tukra Hy
Or
Chand Per Na
LIGHT Hoti Hai
Na PANI
Na GAS
Na HAWA
So No Gila Shikwa Please
Chand Meri Zameen
Phool Mera WATAN.
Altaf bhai ko abhi tak joota nai laga to kia defect hai ??
wah wah
Altaf bhai ko abhi tak joota nai laga to kia defect hai ???
Akhir jootay ki bi to koi self respect hai !! :)