Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."
सबसे छोटा मज़ाक
डॉक्टर : अब कैसा है तुम्हारा सिरदर्द ?
मरीज़ : वो तो मायके गईं हैं .....!!!!
90s के बच्चों के सहनशील होने की सबसे बड़ी एक वजह ये भी थी
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कि वो दूरदर्शन पर अपने पसंदीदा सीरियल
देखने के लिये रात में आने वाले बोरिंग इंग्लिश
न्यूज़ को भी हँसते हँसते झेल जाते थे
2 PaGal Crickt Match daikh rahey they.
Afridi Ne six maara.
Pehla Pagal!!
Wah kiya Goal kiya hai!
Dusra: Bewaquf Goal Is mai nahi,
Crickt mai hota hai.
Spiritual thought for d day-
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Faithful boyfriends will go straight to heaven..
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Unfaithful boyfriends are already enjoying...
HEAVEN on Earth.
वाइफ कंप्यूटर पर काम करते हुए अपने पति से बोली
कोई अच्छा पासवर्ड बताना.?
पति : “लंड”.
वाइफ हंस-हंस कर कुर्सी से गिर पड़ी क्योंकि कंप्यूटर बोला
“आपका पासवर्ड छोटा है....
Rin lagaya or daag gaya
Wah Wah
Rin lagaya or daag gaya
Abhijeet: Daya lagta hai,
Khooni bhaag gaya.
EXam’s song by Munna bhai:
“Chanda Mama so Gaye,
Student sarey jage.
Dekho pakdo yaron,
Ghadi ke kaante bhaage.
Ek pariksha khatam,to duji
shuru ho gayi MAAMU.
(Exam song by Munna bhai )
Man (seeking to lodge a complaint at the police station): "I have lost my dog
Police Inspector: "Why don't you place an advertisement in the newspaper?"
Man: "Don't be silly, inspector! My dog can't read!"
Jailer asks the prisoner: What is your last wish???
Prisoner replies: Sir, I want to update my Facebook status as "DIED"...
बीबी को राजनीति का शौक लग गया,
उसकी तो आदत ही बदल गयी..
आजकल बच्चो को ऐसे डॉट रही है....
मोदी बनना है ना???
फिर??
राहुल जैसी हरकत क्यों की.?
बता......
अब मनमोहन की तरह चुप क्यों खड़ा है.?
बोल जल्दी .......
बोल नहीं तो केजरीवाल कि तरह थप्पड़ खायेगा...!!
मैंने गुस्से में कहा की क्या कर रही हो ,
गुर्रा कर बोली :
सोमनाथ भारती की बीबी बन कर दिखाऊ......
Shaadi ki raat pathan confuse ho gaya ke apni biwi se kya baat kare?
Aakhir wo bola. Aapke gharwalon ko pata hai ke aap aaj raat yahin pe rukengi?
Girl : Dad! samney walon ka larka
mujhse bohot tang karta hai..
Dad : Me usay police k hawalay
karwata hun, taaki usay sakht saza
milay..
Girl : No Dad! me to usay is se bhi
sakht saza dena chahti hun,,
Dad : Kya..?
Girl sharmatay huway : Dad aap meri
us se shadi ker dena..
Dad : Wah Beti! intaqam leny me tum
bilkul apni Maa per gai ho
Yo mama is so poor, when a cigarette is stepped on, she said,”Hey, who turned off the heater?”
Pappu: "Mom, Aap blouse mein paise kyun rakhti ho?"
Mom: "Taaki tere papa ko pata na chale"
Pappu: "Mom aap bhi na, bechare papa roz kaamwali ke blouse mein dhoondte rehte hain"
#लड़कियाँ इस धरती की
सबसे #कन्फ्यूज प्राणी है
डीजे वाले बाबू का खून पी गई
कि मेरा गाना बजा दो..!!
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मगर कौन सा #गाना बजाना है,
ये अभी #तक नही बता पाई है.....!!
Pappu pinki ko pasand karta hai
aur pinki pappu k bhai ko,
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lekin pappu k bhai ko pinki ki
behan achi lagti hai
aur pinki ki behan pappu ko
pasand karti hai.
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Hala ki pappu pehle hi pinki ko
chahta ha.
Ab jab k pinki ko pappu acha
nahin lagta aur pappu ka bhai
pinki k liya razi nai hai aur pappu
pinki ki behan se pyar nahin karta
jab k pinki ki behan ko pappu ka
bhai acha nahin lagta.
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To ye unka personal problem hua,
aap kyu apna dimag kharab karte
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Give a man a gun and he can rob a bank, give a man a bank and he can rob the world.
Two thief’s were busy in a robbery….Suddenly police came out of building !!
1st thief : Oh ! The police is here. Quick! Jump out of the window!
2nd thief: But this is the 13th floor.
1st thief : Hurry! this is no time for superstitions.
SHADI ek aisa Din Hai
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Jab Ladka STAGE, Par Apni dulhan K sath Baithe
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Doosri Khoobsurat LADKION
Ko Dekhta Hai Aur Sochta Hai
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Ye Sab Saali aaj Se Pehle Kahan Mar Gai thi..???
A college student is deeply in love with his classmate but he doesn't know what to do to get the girl's attention.
One day, he came to ask the girl for help with his assignments and the girl agreed.
Happily, he came to sit next to the girl the next day and took out a book pretending to read.
After a little while, the girl asked: "You must be a genius. How can you read a book upside down?"
Husband : Kaash main Ganpati hota. Tum roz meri pooja karti, mujhe laddu khilati, bada mazaa aata.
Wife : Haan, kaash tum Ganpati hote. roz tumko laddu khilati, har saal visarjan karti, naye Ganpati aate, bada maza aata!!!
Valentines Day Special: 🌹🌹 दोस्त आए थे 🚶👬कबर पे
दिया जलाने के लिये,
दोस्त आए थे .. कबर पे
दिया जलाने के लिये...!
रखा हुआ फुल भी ले गये कमीने,
वॅलेंटाईन डे मनानेके लिये ...!!
Arjun Kapoor: "Quick, tell me a word that has more than 100 letters in it."
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Alia Bhatt: "Postbox!"
Once a girl was about to kiss her boyfriendf but stops after every 2 seconds..
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Boy: kya hua?
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Girl: kuch nahi. And again stopped.
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Boy: karna nahi aata kya?
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Girl: tere se jyada aata hai... Sab dekha hai mene youtube
pe.. Ise buffering kahte hai