Teacher: woh kaun hai jo aasman mein udti hai par bachche zameen pe deti hai?
Chintoo after a deep thought...
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~ Air Hostess ~
Once Chintoo was busy reading the prices of shares on TV.
Suddenly, his servant came and shouted: Sir your wife fell down.
Chintoo : Sell her immediately.
Friend: My wife died yesterday. I`m trying to cry but tears are not coming out, what to do?
Chintoo: No Problem. Just imagine she came back
Chintoo: "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?"
Mother"Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white."
Chintoo: "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"
Chintoo mobile company mein job lene gaya, pehle hi sawal ka jawab dene par usko bhaga diya.
Sawal tha...Sabse famous network kaunsa hai?.......
Chintoo: CARTOON NETWORK