Yar network tariff has changed!
Call charges are now calculated according to brain size.
the smaller the cheaper!
congrats you can make free calls! lolz
How Does Blood Reach Ur Brain,,..
Simple..
Direction Of Liquid Is Always
Towards The EMPTY SPACE.. Hahaha.
I like watching you, I like to spend my time with you. But you are always surrounded by others as you are the main attraction of the ZOO!!!
Press Down if u think u r MAD.
I can”t Believe u Did That!
Again?
For God Sake! LORD!!
Why u Still Doing it?
Truth is out now!
MENTAL CASE!!
I saw U on ROAD today.
U were lukin SO fine,
Ur face SO divine,
Ur walk SO perfect.
My HEART started singing a Sweet Song:
WHO LET THE DOGS OUT!
Scientific Question for you..
How Does Blood Reach Ur Brain
Simple
Direction Of Liquid Is Always
towards the EMPTY SPACE.
God has given many qualities to you,
Good look, personality, charm, intelligence,
And many more......this is call as
"Allah meherbaan to gadha bhi pehalwan..."
Apne pyar ko mat chupao,
ise zarurat h jatane ki,
Apni khubsurti ko mat chupao,
ise zarurat h dikhane ki…
Ab aur PERFUME mat lagao,
tumhain zarurat h nahane ki
Yaad hai ham pehle kahan milte the..
Train ruki,
khidki khuli,
nazro se nazre mili aur aapne kahan..
ALLAH KE NAAM PE KUCH DE DE BABA!!!
Koi ek din select karen:
1. Sunday,
2. Monday
3. Tuesday,
4. Wednesday,
5. Thursday,
6. Friday,
7. Saturday.
Aur us din Naha liya karen pease. face-smile.png
Ek baat Kahu...
Kisi ko chaho to Bepanah chaho...
bhale hi wo tumko na mile...
par agar use koi aur chahe koi aur pyar kre..
to use tumhari bhi yaad aa jaye.. :')
two devils came in to my dreams.
they said we want to disturb some nice persons.
I suggest them your name.
they said we can't disturb our boss.
Dunya buri hosakti he,
AAP NAHI
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Loog bure hosakte hen, AAP NAHI,
.
Dunya bewaffa hosakti he, AAP NAHI,
.
Pagaal thek ho sakte he, AAP NAHI
Khudi Ko Kar Kanjoos Itna,
K har SMS se Bhejne se pehle.
Service Center waly Call ker k khud Puchein.
Pakki Baat Hai?
Bhejna Hai K "Sending Failed" Karen? face-smile.png
Jis waqt khuda ne tumhain banaya hoga,
ek saroor sa uske dil pe chaya hoga...
pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein rakh lon..
phir ussay zoo ka khayal aaya hoga...
Zindagi Me Agar Tumhe Kuch Ban Na Ho,
Kuch Paana Ho,
To Hamesha Apne Dimag Ki Suno,
Agar Dimag Se B Koi Jawab Na Aye To,
Aankhein Band Kar Ke
Socho
Kya Mere Pas Dimag Hai!!!
U r a nice person...
but..U have to do 2 things early in the morning...
1st. pray to God so that u can live....
2nd.take a bath so that others can live....
Boyfriend : Please Keep Me In Your Brain, Not In
Your Heart..
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Girlfriend : How Funny, Why Not Heart..?
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Boyfriend : Because
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Your Heart Is Housefull And Brain Is Empty,
More Empty Space Means More Comfort. 😀
Suraj Se Achca Sitara Nahi Koi,
Hamare Jaisa Rishta Doosra Nahi Koi,
Chahe Saari Duniya Dhoondhlo,
Mujhsa PYAARA, Aapsa AWAARA Nahi Koi..
What is the full form of singh:
S-sardar
I-insaan
N-nahi
G-gadha
H-hai.
u r genius, ur mind is a master piece.
It is divided into left and right.
In the left part nothing is right and in
right part nothing is left.
Clouds r white but the sky is blue, monkey like u should b kept in the zoo, don’t get angry you’ll find me there too, not in the cage but laughing at u. ha! ha! ha!
1 day u'll B srprisd 2 c ME beside U.
U & ME laughing,
U & ME crying,
U & ME dreaming,
U & ME holding on,
U & ME...
Just U & ME sitting in a MENTAL HOSPITAL & ME CHECKING U.
Boy: your teeth are like the stars
Girl: awww … Thanks
Are they that much pretty ?
Boy: no, far away from each other.
Ek ladka school der se jata hai
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Principal :"Late kyo hue ???
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Boy :"Bike kharab ho gyi the
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Principal :"Bus mei nhi aa skte the
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Boy :"Maine kaha tha sir
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par apki beti k nakhre khatam ho tab na .. !!