Tumhe dekh k aisa lgta he k
insan pehele bandar tha
dekho gussa mat hona
warna, aisa lgta he k
insan aaj b bandar he.
Arz kya hai:
Jalay to aag kehtay hain,
Bujhay to Khaak kehtay hain,
Aap ke paas jis cheez ki kami hai,
Us he ko to Dimaagh kehtay hain.
Zindagi Me Agar Tumhe Kuch Ban Na Ho,
Kuch Paana Ho,
To Hamesha Apne Dimag Ki Suno,
Agar Dimag Se B Koi Jawab Na Aye To,
Aankhein Band Kar Ke
Socho
Kya Mere Pas Dimag Hai!!!
A - U r Attractive
B - U r the Best
C - U r Cute
D - U r Dear 2 Me
E - U r Excellent
F - U r Funny
G - U r Good-Looking
H - hehehe
I - i'm
J - JOKING
you are Ultimate
you are Lovely
you are Likable
you are Unique
In short ...... you are ULLU !!!
The MIDDLE FINGER
Speaks For Itself,
But
Some People Aren't Even
Worth The Little Bit Of
Energy It Takes To Raise It. . .
Bhagwan Aapko Dher Sari Girlfriend De,
Jo ‘Mayawati’ Jaisi Sundar,
‘Jaylalita’ Jaisi Slim,
‘Mamta Banerjee’ Jaisi Shant Aur,
‘Pratibha Patil Jaisi Jawan Ho..
How Does Blood Reach Ur Brain,,..
Simple..
Direction Of Liquid Is Always
Towards The EMPTY SPACE.. Hahaha.
Mere Pas 1 Bandar Aya Aur Kaha,
Mujhe Logo Ko Pareshan Karna Hai,
Maine Tumhara Naam Bataya To Usne,
Thappad Mara, Kaha ‘BOSS’ Se Panga Nahi Lene Ka..
Chamakte Chand Ko Nind Aane Lagi,
Aapki Khushi Se Duniya Jagmagane Lagi,
Dekhke Aapko Har Kaali Gungunane Lagi,
Abto Fekte Fekte Mujhe Nind Aane Lagi..
Teacher :- You StuPid! At Your Age
EinsTen RanKed First In Class,,,,
What About You ???
StuDenT :- Sir At Your Age HitLer
Commited SuiCide...!
What About You ???
God has given many qualities to you,
Good look, personality, charm, intelligence,
And many more......this is call as
"Allah meherbaan to gadha bhi pehalwan..."
Boy: your teeth are like the stars
Girl: awww … Thanks
Are they that much pretty ?
Boy: no, far away from each other.
21st Century is truly: LIFELESS
Communication: WIRELESS
Cooking:FIRELESS
Youth:JOBLESS
This Msg: MEANINGLESS
Sender:PRICELESS
Reader:USELESS...
Plz call me,
its urgent.
Ek accident ho gaya hai.
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Aap ka hi blood group chahiye,
Plz mana mat karna
.
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Warna
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GADHA mar jayega
Pyaar Ko Mat Chhupao Use Zarurat He Jatane Ki,
Apne Talent Ko Mat Chhupao Use Zarurat He Badhane Ki,
Plzz Ab Or Perfume Mat Lagao,
Apko Zarurat He Nahane Ki..
Chand Pe Kali Ghata Chhati To Hogi,
Sitaaron Ko Muskurahat Aati To Hogi,
Tum Kitna Bhi Chhupalo Duniya Se Par,
Akele Me Aine Me Dekh Ke Tumhein Apne Chehre Pe Hansi To Aati Hi Hogi..
u r a donkey
D = decent
o = outclass
n = nice
k = kind
e – excellent
y = young
if yes then sms me proud 2 be a DONKEY:)
Apne pyar ko mat chupao,
ise zarurat h jatane ki,
Apni khubsurti ko mat chupao,
ise zarurat h dikhane ki…
Ab aur PERFUME mat lagao,
tumhain zarurat h nahane ki
Hazaro Ladkiya Aati Hein,
Hazaro Jati Hein; Hazaro Hasti Hein,
Hazaro Rulati Hein; Lekin Mere Dost,
Sath Vohi Nibhati Hein;
Jo Doli Mein Aati Hein Aur4
Gale Pad Jati Hein!
6 truths of life:-
1. You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tongue.
2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, try it.
3. The first truth is a lie.
4. You're smiling now, because you are an idiot.
5. You soon will forward this to another idiot.
6. There's still a stupid smile on your face.
Diff B/W Ignorance & selfcontrol?
When u c mirror & u don't laugh at yourself,
that is ignorance!
&
When i look at u & i don't laugh,
thats called self control:-)
Bindas ho ke Jeenay ka,
Tension nahi lenay ka!
Achay Sapnay dekhnay ka,
Mast Life guzarnay ka!
Jin Bhoot se nahi darney ka,
Bole to,
Shisha nahi Dekhney ka!
Human lies!,
that is normal.
lions eat grass,
that is ok.
but when a z monkey
press a mobile keyboard
that s amazing!!!
hey r u still pressing..? face-smile.png
face-smile.png
Ek ladka school der se jata hai
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Principal :"Late kyo hue ???
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Boy :"Bike kharab ho gyi the
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Principal :"Bus mei nhi aa skte the
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Boy :"Maine kaha tha sir
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par apki beti k nakhre khatam ho tab na .. !!