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1.PPP (American) 2.PML N (American) 3.ANP (American) 4.PML Q (American) 5.MQM (American) 6.JUI (American) 7.PTI (American) Kaisa . . . . !

jotay parney k bad zardari farmata hai: tum kitney jotay maro gay mai sary joty khalonga.. mai bohat bara dheet hun EID pe stall laga lunga.:)

Machar ny 1 Aadmi ko din my kata.! Aadmi ny kah! Tum din ko b kaat’te ho? Machar bola! Zardari ka dor hy Ghar k halat kharab hain! Overtime laga raha hon

Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other.

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other

"Kerry lugar bill." . 1: Army will not interfere in politics 2. Army"s major postings wil be approved by US 3. There wil not be restrictions to US citizens in pak. (black water) 4. There wil be acess of US to any person related to nuclear energy (Dr A Q khan) 5. Aid wil b given to persons, not pak government. 6. I.S.I wil b under American joint cheif of staff . Lets oppose slavery! Lets educate everyone!

TEACHER:- . Woh kon sa Event tha jo na hota tou Pakistan khush haal hota?? . . . PAPPU:- . Zardari di Maa da Viyah...

’’They say:’’ A slip of the tongue is the bane of any politician’s life, ’’in fact’’ The tongue can be the bane of anyone’s life !! The tongue can hurt feelings, tells lies, speaks evil, and even kills!

Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other.

Mankind will never see an end of trouble until... lovers of wisdom come to hold political power, or the holders of power... become lovers of wisdom.

Any party which takes credit for the rain must not be surprised if its opponents blame it for the drought.

Politics, it seems to me, for years, or all too long, has been concerned with right or left instead of right or wrong.

“Power does not corrupt. Fear corrupts… perhaps the fear of a loss of power.”

Pakistan ka matlab kia? BOMB DHAMAKAY OR AGHWA! yeh tera pakistan hai yeh mera pakistan hai yeh os ka pakistan hai jo sardar-e-pakistan hai log kehtay hein k pakistan Zinda Baad! hum kehtay hai...... pakistan se Zinda Bhaag

Qyamt ki 10 Nishani =Zardari Emandari Krega =Altaf Karachi Aye ga =Musharaf P Muqdma HoGa =Sheri Rhman Prda Kre Gi =Ch Shujat ko bolna ayga =S.Rasheed k Shadi ho Jaygi =Imran khan Ko Sadarat Mly gi =Qazi Husen Dhrna Chor DeGa =Nawaz Sharif SUCH bole ga =Mulana Fazlurehman Pant Shrt pehnEga

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.

A promising young man should go into politics so that he can go on promising for the rest of his life.

Dear Politician, This is just to inform you that i am also available in the colour white. Sincerely, Black Money!

Politics, and the fate of mankind, Are shaped by men without ideals and without greatness.

The more you read and observe about this Politics thing, you got to admit that each party is worse than the other. The one that”s out always looks the best.

Karachi main Light ka breakdown q hua..? MQM: Taliban karachi main aa gaye hain. PPPP: Ye jamhoriyat k khilaf sazish hai. PML(N): Aaj adliya azad hoti to light na jati. ANP: Light ki aarh main Pakhtoono ki nasal kashi ki ja rahi hai. Students: Zaroor FARAZ ne taar kaata hoga :-D

channel p ki bharpoor kamyabi k bad ab Geo pesh karta hai Geo Z, iss mein apko milein ghey waadey, wadey khilafian, lollipop aur b boht kuch. Channel k slogan hai, pehley lota musharaf tha aur ab zardari hai, Geo Z geo zardari hai

Politics, and the fate of mankind, Are shaped by men without ideals and without greatness.

Yay Pakistan Nae Chand Ka Tukra Hy Or Chand Per Na LIGHT Hoti Hai Na PANI Na GAS Na HAWA So No Gila Shikwa Please Chand Meri Zameen Phool Mera WATAN.

Altaf bhai ko abhi tak joota nai laga to kia defect hai ?? wah wah Altaf bhai ko abhi tak joota nai laga to kia defect hai ??? Akhir jootay ki bi to koi self respect hai !! :)

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