I saw U on ROAD today.
U were lukin SO fine,
Ur face SO divine,
Ur walk SO perfect.
My HEART started singing a Sweet Song:
WHO LET THE DOGS OUT!
A rose is always a rose whether its in a golden pot
or in the ground?..
Same way you are always my friend
whether you are in central jail
or mental Hospital?
Plz call me,
its urgent.
Ek accident ho gaya hai.
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Aap ka hi blood group chahiye,
Plz mana mat karna
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.
Warna
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GADHA mar jayega
Suraj Se Achca Sitara Nahi Koi,
Hamare Jaisa Rishta Doosra Nahi Koi,
Chahe Saari Duniya Dhoondhlo,
Mujhsa PYAARA, Aapsa AWAARA Nahi Koi..
Hazaro Ladkiya Aati Hein,
Hazaro Jati Hein; Hazaro Hasti Hein,
Hazaro Rulati Hein; Lekin Mere Dost,
Sath Vohi Nibhati Hein;
Jo Doli Mein Aati Hein Aur4
Gale Pad Jati Hein!
Itna khubsurat kaise muskura lete ho,
Itna qatil kaise sharma lete ho,
Kitni aasani se jaan le lete ho,
Kisi ne sikhaya hai.. ya bachpan se hi kamine ho?
Tumhe dekh k aisa lgta he k
insan pehele bandar tha
dekho gussa mat hona
warna, aisa lgta he k
insan aaj b bandar he.
The MIDDLE FINGER
Speaks For Itself,
But
Some People Aren't Even
Worth The Little Bit Of
Energy It Takes To Raise It. . .
Hum apko dekhne ki chahat rakhte hain,
Aapki har baat dil me chupaye rekhte hain,
Najane kub AAP T.V per aa jayen,
Isi liye din raat Cartoon Network lagae rekhtay hain..
KBC main shahrukh ne
mujh se pocha
world ka sub se bara ullu kon hai?
main ne 1 crore thukra diye,
magar aapka naam nahe bataya.
Tujhe dekh k
khara hota hai
Meri Hasratoon ka
Minarr......
wah
wah
As Jhuk zara
main dal dun
Tere Gale mein
Phoolon ka Haar
BE POSITIVE
mere yar...???
U r a nice person...
but..U have to do 2 things early in the morning...
1st. pray to God so that u can live....
2nd.take a bath so that others can live....
U r a nice person...
but..U have to do 2 things early in the morning...
1st. pray to God so that u can live....
2nd.take a bath so that others can live....
What is the full form of singh:
S-sardar
I-insaan
N-nahi
G-gadha
H-hai.
Jis waqt khuda ne tumhain banaya hoga,
ek saroor sa uske dil pe chaya hoga...
pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein rakh lon..
phir ussay zoo ka khayal aaya hoga...
You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!
Just a second, don't misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere..
Ek baat Kahu...
Kisi ko chaho to Bepanah chaho...
bhale hi wo tumko na mile...
par agar use koi aur chahe koi aur pyar kre..
to use tumhari bhi yaad aa jaye.. :')
If a Girl reject ur
proposal… Just say…
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Thanks…. u give me
chance to look a better
girl than
u…..
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Kasam se Aag lag jayegi…
Press Down if u think u r MAD.
I can”t Believe u Did That!
Again?
For God Sake! LORD!!
Why u Still Doing it?
Truth is out now!
MENTAL CASE!!
1 day u'll B srprisd 2 c ME beside U.
U & ME laughing,
U & ME crying,
U & ME dreaming,
U & ME holding on,
U & ME...
Just U & ME sitting in a MENTAL HOSPITAL & ME CHECKING U.
21st Century is truly: LIFELESS
Communication: WIRELESS
Cooking:FIRELESS
Youth:JOBLESS
This Msg: MEANINGLESS
Sender:PRICELESS
Reader:USELESS...
Koi ek din select karen:
1. Sunday,
2. Monday
3. Tuesday,
4. Wednesday,
5. Thursday,
6. Friday,
7. Saturday.
Aur us din Naha liya karen pease. face-smile.png
Kisi Ne Dil Badal Liya,
Kisi Ne Dhadkan Badal Li,
Aapke Paas Kuch Nahi Tha Badalne Ko..?
To Aapne Mandir Jaa Kar Chappal Badal Li..
1 kanjoos tha,
Bilkul kanjoos tha,
Khalis kanjoos tha,
Bohut ziada kanjoos tha,
Aap mat ghabrao
Aap ke samne to wo kuch bhi nahi tha,
you are Ultimate
you are Lovely
you are Likable
you are Unique
In short ...... you are ULLU !!!