Maths teacher asks a boy what are 2,4,10,17.
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The boy replies they are HBO, ZOOM, SONY and POGO.
Que: What starts with the letter "t", is filled with "t" and ends in "t"?
Ans: A teapot!
PRINCIPAL: Why are you late?
Little JOHNY: Because of the sign.
PRINCIPAL: What sign?
Little JOHNY: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah (in bible) was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a
human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".
Ek chota baccha bahut der se ghar ke bahar khada darwaje ki ghanti bajane ki kosish kar raha tha.Toh ek budha aadmi aaya aur kaha:
Budha aadmi: Kya kar rahe ho beta?
Baccha: Uncle, yeh ghanti bajana chahta hoon.
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Budha aadmi (ghanti bajake): Yeh lo bajgaya, ab kya hai?
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Baccha: Ab bhago!