Ponting apni biwi se:
Mujhe Chai to dena
Biwi ne plate me chai dal ke diya
Ponting Ghusse me: Cup me dal ke do!
Biwi: CUP to tera Bap Dhoni le jayega,
Isi me peene ki aadat dal
TOILET aur CRICKET GROUND Me Ek Hi Samaanta Hai
Guess What?
Socho?
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Nahi Pata?
Arre Dono Jagah.. "DHONI" hai
Cricket Fever
Husband was busy watching Ind vs Pak match..
Wife came in a new dress & asked him: Main kaisi lag rahi hu ??
Husband jumped, clapped n shouted
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‘CHHAKKA’
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His visiting hours in the hospital are between 4 to 7!! :lol:
Why India Won the Cricket (Quarter Final world Cup) match vs Australia
Virend(R)a
Tendulk(A)r
Yuvara(J)
Gaut(A)m
Rai(N)a
Dhon(I)
Virat (K)ohli
Harbhaj(A)n
Zaheer Kha(N)
Munaf Pa(T)e
As(H)win
2 PaGal Crickt Match daikh rahey they.
Afridi Ne six maara.
Pehla Pagal!!
Wah kiya Goal kiya hai!
Dusra: Bewaquf Goal Is mai nahi,
Crickt mai hota hai.
Cricketers mindset: "DO Vs DIE" ..
Ganguly: Do or die.
Sehwag: Do before you die.
Dravid: DO until they die.
Tendulkar: do that will never die...
Laxman: Do when everyone else die.
Yuvraj: Do, die, reborn, do, die, reborn (repeat)....
Dhoni: Do everything before luck die.
Harbhajan to Dhoni: Hum to Jaanbujh ke match haare.Pata hai jeetnewali team ko jo Volkswagen mil rahi hai,woh petrol ki hai.