1 Aadmi daru k nashe me taxi me betha
bola chalo airport chalo.
taxiwala: tum airport pe hi ho.
Admi:yelo 50rs dubara intni taiz mat chalana.
Ek sharaabi ek pahunche huye BABA ke aashram mein gaya.
Sharaabi - “Maharaj, mai aapki sharan me aaya hun … mujh par kripa keejiye !”
Baba - “kya baat hai beta ?”
Sharaabi - “Babaji mai sharaab kee vajah se bahut dukhi hun. Kripa karke meri sharaab chhudwa deejiye !”
Baba - “Tum bilkul sahi jagah aaye ho bachcha ! ye samjho tumhari sharaab chhoot gai !”
Sharaabi - “Jai ho Babaji ki ! mujhe vishwas thaa ki aap meri madad jarur karenge ! … Ab jaldi se phone keejiye Civil Lines thaane ke incharge ko ! Saaley ne meri poori 12 bottle Whiskey kee jabt kar lee hain !!!”
👉 आज का सुपरहिट 😌
ऑर्थोपेडीक सर्जन :
अब तुम चल सकते हो...
लेकिन किसी वॉकर का सहारा लेना होगा
पेशंट : डॉक्टर साब ..
जॉनी वॉकर ले लूँ . ? 🍻🥃
😉😜😇😇😇
Isko kahte hain Positive attitude..
suniye kaise..
Husband daru pikar raat ko late ghar aata hai.....
Wife hath me jhaadoo lekar samne khadi dikhti hai..
Husband : kitna kaam karegi too pagli..??
Raat ke 2 baje hain ,sona nhi hai kya..??
1 Sharabi train ki patri par so gaya..
1 aadmi bola train ayegi to mar jayega..
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Sharabi: Saale abhi Aeroplane upar se gaya kuch nahi hua to train kya chiz hai!!
Apni sharaab kee lat se pareshaan ek sharaabi Doctor ke paas gaya.
Sharaabi – “Doctor sahab … meri sharaab chhudaao !”
Doctor – “roz kitni peete ho ?”
Sharaabi – “4 peg !”
Doctor – “aaj se 1 peg kam kar do aur 1 hafte baad mujhse milo ..”
1 hafte baad …
Doctor – “abhi kitni pee rahe ho roz ?”
Sharaabi – “jitni aapne bataayi thee … 3 peg !”
Doctor – “aaj se 1 peg aur kam kar do aur agle hafte mujhe fir dikhaao …”
fir 1 hafte baad …
Doctor – “abhi kitne peg le rahe ho ?”
Sharaabi – “2 peg sir !”
Doctor – “Good ! ab aaj se roz 1 peg hee lena hai …”
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Sharaabi – “par doctor sahab … 1 peg mein poori botal … peg kuchh jyada tight nahi ho jayega ???”
Teen sharabi baithe daaru pee rahe the.
1st sharabi – “Bhai, Motorcycle se Ladhakh chalte hai !”
2nd sharabi – “Haan Bhai, chalte hain…”
3rd sharabi – “par Bhai, apne paas toh cycle bhi nahi hai???”
Phle dono sharabi – “Kamine, hame pata tha tu daaru pi hi ni raha… sirf namkeen kha raha hai !!!”